Digital Amnesia: Do you remember when we remembered things?
What day is it today? Where did you leave the keys? What’s your password?It’s not early Alzheimer’s. It’s Digital Amnesia, and it’s happening to all of us. What is Digital Amnesia (and why don’t you even remember your PIN anymore)? Digital amnesia is that modern phenomenon where your brain has decided to delegate memory to… […]
GovNull: The Government that responds 0 to the ping of reality
It was never perfect.But at least it used to pretend. Back then, judges asked for evidence.Governments pretended to be neutral.And access to the internet didn’t depend on a prehistoric mind with access to legal weaponry. That world is gone. Now we live under GovNull. A system that pretends to be online… but never responds. Like […]
Chapter 2: Cosmic WhatsApp and the Petrichor Paradox
⚠️ Warning This is a completely fictional story. Any resemblance to real events, alien signals, or neighbors with faster Wi-Fi is purely coincidental… or a well-executed simulation. The concepts of petricor, Fermi paradox, Mandela effect, chaos theory, and heuristic traps are featured here in a comedic science fiction context, as a summary of previous entries. […]
J-DDOS: When Justice Becomes a Weapon Against the Internet
Judicial Distributed Denial of Service This isn’t science fiction.It’s Spain’s new digital reality. It’s not launched by a hacker in a cave. A cyberattack from Russia? Nope.From China? Neither. It comes with a court seal, official letterhead,and the blessing of people who don’t even know how to configure Wi-Fi. What is a J-DDOS? It’s a […]
T-DDOS: The only digital attack that is launched with the same criteria as a game of Candy Crush
Forget Russian hackers.The real digital threat in Spain is named Javier Tebas. And he’s not acting alone. He acts with a judge who can’t tell an IP from a printer.With ISPs forced to obey without question.With a government that hides as if the Internet were a minor issue. This is the T-DDOS:Tebas Distributed Denial of […]
Power Firewallᴶᵀ: Javier Tebas invention to fight geeks, break the Internet, and lose out
Because yes, x.com and Redsys were among the domains affected this past weekend, collateral victims of the IP block ordered by the courts and promoted by LaLiga, under the leadership of its president Javier Tebas, and executed by order of Commercial Court No. 6 of Barcelona, in compliance with Judgment No. 310/2024, dated December 18, […]
Heuristic Traps: When Your Brain Decides on Autopilot (and Then Regrets It)
Your brain, that mental sprinter making thousands of decisions daily, is also the same one that made you buy that useless gadget because “everyone has it” and you saw the ad 15 times in a row. It’s not laziness, it’s evolutionary efficiency. We use mental shortcuts called heuristics to survive in a world overloaded with […]
Chaos Theory: When a butterfly coughs and your life goes to hell
Have you ever been late to work because your toast landed butter-side down? Or met the love of your life because your train got canceled? Chaos. Not the mess on your desk, or your Sunday meltdown in IKEA. No. We’re talking about Chaos with a capital C—that concept that feels like it was invented by […]
The Digital Mandela Effect: When the Internet Changes Your Memories (and Doesn’t Even Apologize)
Do you remember Google’s logo in 2007? Or C-3PO’s silver leg? Or Pikachu with a black-tipped tail? If you swear something was one way—with the passion of someone defending their favorite TV show—and then find out the internet says otherwise… welcome. You’ve officially stepped into the revolving door of the Digital Mandela Effect, that strange […]
The Fermi Paradox: Where are all the aliens… and why haven’t they even sent us a WhatsApp message?
Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a casual conversation about series, pizza, or how some websites don’t load because some genius at La Liga and Telefónica decided that blocking Cloudflare, Vercel, etc., IPs during match time is a great idea… And suddenly someone blurts out: “What if we’re not alone in the universe?” Awkward […]
