GovNull was silence.
GovClown is what comes after—when silence gets a makeover, steps on stage… and laughs in your face.
Because if you were expecting clear answers, solid principles, or a shred of institutional dignity, get ready for a Twitter thread where the Prime Minister replies to a comedy sketch from a TV show with:
Jorge, you don’t fly on the Falcon either because you don’t want to…
(copy/paste from https://x.com/sanchezcas…)
While you’re waiting for them to say anything about the systematic blocking of legal websites, they’re too busy writing mediocre jokes instead of addressing rights violations.
It’s easier to drop a TV punchline than to read a formal petition from Congress.
And take note: they have until June 18, 2025 at 18:00 to respond in writing about the blocking of La Liga-related domains, backed by absurd court rulings and causing heavy collateral damage (thank you, Néstor Rego, for standing up). Link:
https://www.congreso.es/es/…
Will they reply?
Or will they fall back on their script, “no comment, but we’re investing €800 million in quantum computing even though we can’t do basic math”?
From GovNull to GovClown
GovNull did nothing. GovClown laughs at us.
— They block hundreds of IPs, mostly from Cloudflare, without analysis.
— They take down online stores, blogs, forums… even public services that didn’t know they were caught in the crossfire because they literally lack the brainpower.
— They censor in the name of rights… without knowing which right comes first (not that they care).
And just when you think it couldn’t get darker, Telefónica joins the show, puts on the red clown nose, and claims the real culprits are VPNs, ECH, and HTTP/3.
This isn’t parody.
They say the blocks are losing effectiveness—but the truth is, technology has outpaced them.
Meanwhile, you’re reading this in stealth mode, because this site is blocked too.
A country that brags about being digital… but still runs on telegram logic.
Where are they now?
Working on the next sketch.
Because when technical explanations are needed—radio silence.
But if someone mentions them on TV—boom, out comes a tweet that makes you want to slap them with an open hand.
We’re being governed by the community manager of a sad clown.
GovClown is worse than GovNull
Because silence, at least, doesn’t insult your intelligence.
GovClown does. It mocks you to your face.
A bunch of people who confuse “port” with a holiday destination, “protocol” with something only royalty follows, and “browser” with someone wearing a hat at the helm.
Yet there they are, dictating how the internet should work—powered by ignorance, arrogance, and official stamps.
This is no longer omission.
It’s censorship in a suit and tie.
To sum up:
This isn’t about left or right, far-right or far-left, or centrism, or any of the endless ideological nonsense.
It’s about going straight to hell.
Common sense was uninstalled years ago.
Public interest? Not a priority—an inconvenience.
This isn’t about ideology.
It’s about incompetence dressed as power.
About clumsy decisions disguised as authority.
About a system that censors what it can’t understand… with an institutional smile.
While they keep signing rulings based on a 2004 PowerPoint, you have to virtually travel to another country just to buy a scooter, because the website is blocked in Spain.
And if that doesn’t set you off… you’re already part of the show.
PS: I never thought I’d share a reggaeton track, but here we are—
Bloquéame Ésta is available at https://laligagate.com/bloqueame-esta-laligagate-album/
(Thanks for giving visibility through music—even if it’s reggaeton… hahahakk)
