It was never perfect.
But at least it used to pretend.
Back then, judges asked for evidence.
Governments pretended to be neutral.
And access to the internet didn’t depend on a prehistoric mind with access to legal weaponry.
That world is gone.
Now we live under GovNull.
A system that pretends to be online… but never responds.
Like Windows Firewall on an infected network.
Like the free trial antivirus that expired in 2007… but still thinks it’s doing something.
Like a government giving talks on digital innovation, bragging about an €800 million investment in quantum computing… while the cables are melting behind the scenes.
What is GovNull?
A political entity that doesn’t act, doesn’t speak out, and doesn’t protect.
When digital chaos erupts… GovNull blinks, but doesn’t act.
Its critical systems have been in a blue screen state for months:
Error 0x800EF43545245EFEFE7364783, knocked offline by:
🛑 Absolute disinterest in civil digital infrastructure.
🛑 Total ignorance of how the internet works.
🛑 Silence as an official protocol.
🛑 Structural corruption that turns every decision into a political sudoku.
While T-DDOS (Tebas Distributed Denial of Service) hits “block” like he’s playing Minesweeper…
And J-DDOS (Judicial DDOS) signs off rulings with more ignorance than insight…
GovNull watches from a prepaid Wi-Fi office, radiating the power of a 90s screensaver and the security of a firewall made in PowerPoint.
It doesn’t protect.
It doesn’t intervene.
It doesn’t understand.
It simply nods while half the internet burns.
In the era of GovNull:
- Legitimate websites are blocked with no warning.
- Payment platforms fall like dominoes.
- Access to information and digital services becomes Russian roulette.
- Courts sign off on internet blackouts with zero technical training.
All in the name of protecting “rights,”
While trampling the most basic ones:
YOURS.
GovNull is not a metaphor.
It’s the name of a state that has disconnected from its time.
A state that claims to be “digital” (with flashy slides and selfies) while dismantling its own web.
A state that lets private interests control traffic—and decide who lives or dies online.
GovNull is the system crash.
The silence in the fire.
And it’s still there…
Like Windows Defender, glowing green in the taskbar…
while everything burns.
Let’s hope Néstor Rego motion from BNG actually changes something—
Because if it bothers the wrong people, www.bng.gal might just get blocked too.
Tebas: Oops, looks like your site stepped on my Minesweeper bomb…
for being nerdy and using Cloudflare.
